Hey, are you my appendix? Because I don’t understand what you do, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out?
I want to make a lampshade out of your skin because you light up my life :)
rowena: i'm looking over the plans
rowena: what's this weird series of rooms accessible only by a hatch in a room on the right hand side of the third floor corridor
godric: oh that's for if we ever need to hide a priceless artifact for some reason
rowena: why would we hide a priceless artifact in a school
godric: safest place
rowena: fucking is it though?? there's a giant snake somewhere
[in the distance]
salazar: there's no snake you are wrong stop being wrong
I’ll be sure to keep an eye out for whatever the hell that is.